So, the AP captured this wonderful shot of our leader taking a break from the G8 on Thursday and enjoying an ice, cold ... uh ... frothy apple juice? Emergen-C?
No, no. I know that glass. And in Germany, that can only mean one thing: The rumors are correct, and our commander is back on the booze.
If the visual proof isn't enough, then this should do it. Late for the morning meetings? Huh. Upset stomach? Ah-ha!