Tuesday, October 30
Yo quise un Game 5 instead
Remember when the Rockies were in the World Series? They were filling us up with this great feeling and we just couldn't get enough. Then all of a sudden, they got swept by the Sox and left us writhing in agony and hollowed out on the inside. Remember?
Well, from 2 to 5 today you can synthesize that experience all over again, courtesy of Taco Bell and Major League Baseball, which agreed to give Americans a free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco because someone stole a base during the series. Better bring your rally towel to wipe the hot sauce from your face.