Thursday, February 28

Move over, Nader, here comes Isis

With the politics of Ralph Nader, the feminine trailblazing spirit of Hillary, and the look of the woman off the Annie's Naturals Goddess salad dressing bottle, the Green Party has an intriguing candidate ambling for the White House: Isis.

Here is one of her stump speeches, complete with gold headband and (fake?) white fur coat, the boast of having tried to arrest Dubya twice, and a pledge that "I believe we're going to see the season of the rainbow warriors come out, of all the reincarnated masters who have come to the planet in desperate times...."

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