Hillary lied: Oh, I'm sorry. I misspoke.
The sky is falling!: Oh, sorry. That's just housing prices. By 11.4 percent in January.
Uranium mining outlawed!: Well, perhaps regulated if HB1161 passes. Possible vote today in the House.
Protesters protest protesting: Sorta. Protesters protested Olympic ceremony to raise awareness of China's round-up of Tibetan protesters.
XM is Sirius: Seriously, soon they may be.